Top 100 Best Universities in Nigeria For the First Quarter of 2013

I dont know the criteria used to grade this universities but this is the list of top 100 universities for the first quarter of the year.

1 Obafemi Awolowo University

2 University of Agriculture Abeokuta

3 University of Lagos

4 University of Nigeria

5 University of Ilorin

6 University of Ibadan

7 Ahmadu Bello University

8 Auchi Polytechnic

9 University of Benin

10 Covenant University Ota

11 University of Jos

What Is Wisdom?

Wisdom is a working tool for stardom. 

Wisdom means applied knowledge. A great servant of God defines wisdom as"doing what is required to acquire what is desired".
 

Quote Of The Day - April 21st 2013

Cherish Your visions and your dreams, as they are the children of your soul; the blue prints of your ultimate achievements.

Intresting Business Ideas For Nigeran Entrepreneurs

I stumbled on this Thread on Naira Land Forum   and it seems quite intresting so thought i just share it  with every one. please take your time to read through it all, you just might have an inspired thought. I tried my best to correct some of the typos made by the person who wrote this.


Hi Guys

I have some few business idea you can develop freely if you have the capacity.I will be glad if investors show interest in this idea and entrepreneurs take it up.I am a free thinker,a problem finder and a solution hunter.I think about problems and try to find instant solutions to this problem.But my current situation makes it impossible for me to progress with my idea so i am letting it out to Nigerians and hopefully get referenced after the idea is developed.

Here are a few ideas and if you need more.feel free to consult me and when i have the time i will analyse and respond.

Kinda Miss The Good Old Days *winks*

Going through this write up kinda brings back some old memories... No b Me write am sha ooh, a whats app friend sent it to me.

  Miss d days when we went to school, lined up & the
  headmistress & teachers inspect our nails & uniform
  &den we match to our classrooms,

  You  Remember na??
• The  days of Nasco Biscuit, okin biscuit Trebor, Iced
  Colored water tied in nylon we called it "lolly"

• The days of Goody-Goody&pak o Biscuit. X_X

• The  days of ali & simbi,Mr Salami & Mrs Salami, Agbo
   lives in Calabar.

• Chei, i remember those day
   s when one naira na money,when groundnut was
   5kobo. & choco milo sweet was 5 kobo

• The days of messing game,who is in d garden, police and
   thief
• The days of mama & papa play

God Cannot Be Mocked.- Inspirational Thought For 20th April 2013

 A friend sent this to my phone so i just thought i share it with everyone,  i hope you find it intresting, here it goes....


John Lennon (Singer):
Some years before, during his interview with an American Magazine, he said:

'Christianity will end, it will disappear.

I do not have to argue about

that.. I am certain.

Jesus was ok, but his subjects were too simple, today we are more famous than Him' (1966).

Lennon, after saying that the Beatles were more famous than Jesus Christ, was shot six times.

Tancredo Neves (President of Brazil ):

During the Presidential campaign, he said if he got 500,000 votes from his party, not even God would remove him from Presidency.

Sure he got the votes, but he got sick a day before being made President, then he died.

Cazuza (Bi-sexual Brazilian composer, singer and poet):

During A show in Canecio ( Rio de Janeiro ),

while smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into the air and said:'God, that's for you.'

He died at the age of 32 of LUNG CANCER in a horrible manner.

The man who built the Titanic

After the construction of Titanic, a reporter asked him how safe the Titanic would be.

With an ironic tone he said:

'Not even God can sink it'

The result: I think you all know what happened to the Titanic

Marilyn Monroe (Actress)

She was visited by Billy Graham during a presentation of a show.

He said the Spirit of God had sent him to preach to her.

After hearing what the Preacher had to say, she said:

'I don't need your Jesus'.

A week later, she was found dead in her apartment

Bon Scott (Singer)

The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On one of his 1979 songs he sang:

'Don't stop me; I'm going down all the way, down the highway to hell'.

On the 19th of February 1980, Bon Scott was found dead, he had been choked by his own vomit.

Campinas (IN 2005)

In Campinas , Brazil a group of friends, drunk, went to pick up a friend.....

The mother accompanied her to the car and was so worried about the drunkenness of her friends and she said to the daughter holding her hand, who was already seated in the car:

'My Daughter, Go With God And May He Protect You.'

She responded: 'Only If He (God) Travels In The Trunk, Cause Inside Here.....It's Already Full '

Hours later, news came by that they had been involved in a fatal accident, everyone had died,

the car could not be recognized because it was destroyed beyond recognition, but surprisingly, the trunk was intact.

The police said there was no way the trunk could have remained intact. To their surprise, inside the trunk was a crate of eggs, and none was broken

Christine Hewitt (Jamaican Journalist and entertainer) said the Bible (Word of God) was the worst book ever written.

In June 2006 she was found burnt beyond recognition in her motor vehicle.

Many more important people have forgotten that there is no other name that was given so much authority as the name of Jesus.

Many have died, but only Jesus died and rose again, and he is still alive....

'Jesus'

BRAIN TEASER - 16Th April 2013

 A facebook friend posted this and i had think real had to answer it, so i thought i post it here and see how many people get it right... so here it comes.

How To Centre Page Elements On Blogger

If uve been blogging for a while you would agree with me that your page element look better when centered on you blog / website.
 Today am going to teach you how to center page elements in on a blogger hosted blog.

Change Of CBT Examination Date (UTME JAMB) 2013.

This email was sent to JAMB canditates  siting for the CBT UTME examinations, so i just thought i  share with you all.

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Insirational Thought For The Day - 15Th April 2013

DEAR GOD, I WANNA TAKE A MINUTE NOT TO ASK FOR ANYTHING FROM YOU, BUT TO SIMPLY SAY THANK YOU FOR ALL I HAVE.

Techno N3 Vs N7 - Specs And Preference

Techno really surprised the public when they released  techno n3 to the market. I was quite surprised when i saw the features d phone posses. It has basically all you require in a phone, and is surprisingly quite cheap.

As expected, people rushed it like no mans business. The phone runs on android 2.3 ice cream sandwich OS with a 3.5 inch screen, 3mp camera, among other things.

Below is a summary of the features of the phone.

Google Tweaks Blogger Template Html Editor

I tried to edit my Blogger template today only to discover that it was looking quite different from what i was used to seeing, then i decided to go online to know what was going on only to realize that google has made some tweaks to the blogger html editor.

Facebook VS Google: Battle To Acquire Whatsapp

An article by DigitalTrend this morning suggests Google has offered $1 Billion to buy Whatsapp. This is the second of such news in recent times when TechCrunch published that Facebook is negotiating with Whatsapp to buy the popular cross-platform mobile instant messenger. This is just a rumor as none of the parties have made any official statement to this regards.

Report has it that Whatsapp is holding out for more than $1 Billion for this deal, if this deal goes through it will be the second of its nature after Facebook acquired Instagram for $1 Billion in 2012. Whatsapp may have become the internet battleground if Facebook and Google are actually bidding to acquire this app.

Which of Facebook or Google will you prefer to acquire this amazing app? Are you undecided like me? I will like to see Whatsapp remain by itself and serve its purpose as it has been than falling into the hands of these “evil geniuses” who will only acquire it to exploit its market value.

Source: NetMediaBlog

Quote Of The Day - 09Th April 2013

"The Greatest Gift You can give someone is your time, your attention, 
your love and your concern"

- Joel Osteen

Joke Of The Day - 09TH April 2013

Boss: Take this #150,000, go to computer
village and buy me quality laptop with a big
RAM
 
Akpors: Okay sir! Akpors didn't return after
two days, so his boss decided to reach him
on phone.
 
Boss: Hello, Akpors, what kept you long?
Akpors: The RAM
 
Boss: The RAM? How do you mean? Where
are you now?
 

How To Place Adsense Codes Just below Post Title In Blogger

Today am going to share with you a little trick i learnt on how to place your adsense code just below your post title in  blogger.

It was kinda difficult for me at first because the information i got about how to do it just was not working, i kept checking and searching until i came across the the right one which is what am going to share with you today for free.
First of all you need to understand that blogger was written in XML and not in HTML hence your HTML adsense code will not work if pasted into your blog template directly unless you first PARSE your code.
A very good adsense parsing tool can be found at: HERE.

An Interview With God - Inspirational Thought For The Day - 6TH April 2013

Man : “What surprises you the most about mankind?”

God answered, “That they get bored of with childhood, they rush to grow up, and then long to be children again. That they they lose their health to make money and then lose their money to restore their health. That by thinking anxiously about the future, they forget the present, such that they live neither for the present nor the future. That they live as if they will never die, and then die as if they had never lived.”  Dalai Lama

Quote For The Day - March 1st 2013

"Follow Your Bliss, And The Universe Will Open Doors For You Where There Were Only Walls".

Joseph Campbell

Patrick Obahiagbon's Easter Message To Nigerians

 This dudes grammer never ceases to amaze me. Frankly speaking, i wonder if thats how he talks to his family and those close to him. Well, here is his easter message to the nation

As we join Christians in the celebration of Easter, may we truly reflect on the quintessential modus vivendi of Master Jesus; The Christ, who peregrinated this incarnation as an exempli gratia of self abnegation, puritanical excrescence, spartan discipline, mental magnitude, hierophantic candour and altruistic effusions,qualities which have become a desiderata for national resurgimento.

https://www.facebook.com/patrick.obahiagbon.3

Mehnnn, no b small thing oooo...

Letter To My Future Wife by Noble Igwe

I stumbled upon this beautiful letter written by Noble Igwe of 360nobs, very nice and wonderfully written.



Dear Future Wife,

I don’t know what you look like, if you are out here or reading this right now! If you are, please print this letter and bring it to our wedding reception. It will make a good read before our guests. They say behind every successful man is a woman. I’ll like to say that behind every successful man is a good woman because I’ve seen men that have shut down their businesses because they got involved with the wrong woman.

I want to be successful and I need to find you right now more than ever. You may not know how much I need you but I come home every night with stories that I would love to share with someone special. I come home late from clubs sometimes wishing you’d be in bed waiting for me to hug your warm body. Your slot in my life is so empty it hurts because I know you are out there without me.

I’ve often imagined how you look. Are you dark or fair in complexion? Are you Igbo, Yoruba or Hausa? I play around with different images in my head but one thing stands out, I know you are very curvy.

Mum can’t wait to meet you and believe me, sometime ago she wanted to hook me up with a certain Kunrunmi from my village but that didn’t work. Since we are talking about mum, I’ve always prayed for a marriage where mum and my wife would be best friends. I’ll do everything possible to make sure that mum treats you like her daughter. This I promise you.

I still don’t know why I’m writing you but I guess I was motivated by Waje’s song “Falling” especially the part that says “If you are ever planning on showing up, now would be perfect, now would be good”.

I totally agree with her that now would be perfect. I‘ve waited for long and I need to start loving you on time. I’ve booked my tattoo date because I promise to tattoo your name on my back the day I’ll propose to you. I’m not scared of having your name on my back because when I see you, I’ll know and I promise never to leave you. No matter where we are, we must speak to each other every day at noon and have lunch once every week when we are in the same city. I’ll tattoo your initials on my “wedding ring” finger as a constant reminder to all that I belong to you totally and in whole.

I’ve gone as far as selecting some of our special songs. On our wedding day, when you walk into the church, we’ll have Waje signing, “Here comes the bride” And just after the exchange of vows, Waje will do an accappela of “One Naira”. We’ll walk into the reception with Lami performing “Know“ Our first dance together as husband and wife should be Banky W’s “Till my dying day" Followed by Darey‘s “With this woman“ Then MI’s “God Bless You” And we’ll round our dance up with Wande Coal’s “Ololufe”.

I know I’m making all these plans without considering you but I’ll be willing to change all or accept any modifications from you even though I pray you love them too.

Is it okay if I tell you certain things about me? I hate hot tea. I’m not particular about food; I can eat Indomie, fried egg and plantain, 3 times a day for one month without complaining.

I watch loads of movies and would totally be glad if you enjoy same.

Dear, I don’t know what you don’t like but I’m totally against hairnet and wrapper.I can’t stand both either in the kitchen or in the bedroom. We’ll invest in hair wraps.

I would have said that the maximum cloth size you are allowed to get to is 10 but that may sound superficial to other people reading this, so I’ll just leave that for us to discuss one on one. I’m Yoruba and we try hard to take care of our wives.
I’ll work hard to make sure you don’t go hungry for one day till your dying day.

I’ll let you decide the number of kids we’ll have but I don’t think 3 kids will be bad and together we can make a happy family of five. It’s 8:45am 17th of Jan, 2013 and I know you are somewhere out there and it does not matter if you are in another man’s arms, when I do meet you, I promise never to let you go.

I promise to take care of you, provide you with all the reasonable good things of life that money can buy.

If you are reading this, please give me a sign. Walk up to me on the street and plant a hot kiss on my lips as a sign.

I look forward to the day I’ll meet you and when I meet you it does not matter where we’ve been to or who we’ve been with, we will give each other clean slates to start life afresh together as one.

Someday I’ll go on my right knee with All 4 One‘s “I Swear“ playing in the background and I’ll ask you to marry me.

When we wake up in the morning, we’ll have Az Yet’s “Last Night” on repeat while we have breakfast.

I’ll write you from time to time to express how much you mean to me.

Love, hugs and tiny wet kisses,

Your future husband,

Nobs aka Stubborn Biafran soldier