Quote For The Day - 30TH March 2013

WHATEVER IT IS YOU ARE FEELING 
IS A PERFECT REFLECTION OF WHAT
 IS IN THE PROCESS OF BECOMING.

HENCE, WHAT YOU THINK,
AND WHAT YOU FEEL
AND WHAT MANIFESTS IS ALWAYS
A MATCH EVERY SINGLE TIME.

Joke Of The Day - 29 March 2013

Teacher:- Today we are
talking about what we
call "Question Tags",
Examples are:-

She is Coming, isn't
she?
They have eaten,
havn't they?

Teacher:- Now who
can give me another
Example?
Gabi:- Na Yam we go
chop today, Chopn't
we?
 
Teacher:- What kind of
Sentence is that, Please
who can Correct him?
 
Pake:- Aunty, please no
mind him jare, the
Correct one na, Na
yam we go chop
today, Yamn't we?
 
Kiwi:- I dey laff.... Laffn't I?

You Guys should Drop Yours too jare, day don break,
breakn't it.? Lol

The Units Of Measurement Of A Computers Memory

Hi Pals, i Just wanted to share with you the various units by which a computers memory can be measured.

1 Bit = Binary Digit Of a Computers Memory

8 Bits = 1 Byte

1024 bytes = 1 KB (kilobyte)

1024 KB = 1 MB( Mega Byte)

1024 MB = 1 GB ( Giga Byte)

1024 GB = 1 TB (Terra Byte)

Quote For The Day - 29th March 2013

Finally, brothers, whatever is true, whatever is honorable, whatever is just, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is commendable, if there is any excellence, if there is anything worthy of praise, think about these things.

Phil 4:8

The Most Incredible Pencil Sketches I've Ever Seen

Here Are some incredible pencil sketches  by Olga Melamory Larionova. The sketches just blow my mind away, especially the one with a lady that has water pouring down her face. Hmmm.. an amazing piece of art indeed. see screen shots below.

Would love to know what you think about them.

15 WRONG REASONS TO GET MARRIED!

15 WRONG REASONS TO GET MARRIED!
==========================
1. You must not get married because of lust.

2. Infatuation (Love at first sight- sudden love)

3. Just liking the idea of marriage. It's just like joining the Army because you like the uniform. Nobody joins the army with a promise that he won't go to war.

4. The fear of remaining unmarried(my friends are all married, my sisters are all
married e.t.c)

5. Pressure (parents, friends, etc)

6. Because you want to escape being jilted (if he is the right man/woman, he or she wont jilt you)

7. Getting married for money (money does not guarantee a successful marriage at all.

8. Using marriage as an escape route! [I am tired of mom and dad]

9. Having pity... (feeling sorry for the Man or the Woman.)

10. Foolish Expectation......[Marrying an unbeliever and expecting him/her to change in the course marriage! especially if they don't change before you marry them]

11. Marrying for Beauty or Handsomeness.......[The best time to access a woman properly is absolutely when she wakes up in the morning!] Let him see you as you are Now!!!

12. Accidental PREGNANCY! [Just because you become pregnant along the line doesn't mean you have to bury your destiny there.

13. Tribal Connection [I must marry someone from my town.,,etc...]

14. To satisfy your Parents.

15. Marrying to hurt your Parent

- Dr D.K Olukoya (MFM)

Quote Of The Day - March 25th 2013

"If you can't fly, then run
 if you can't run, then walk,
 if you cant walk then crawl,
 but whatever you do,
 you have to keep moving forward."

        - Martin Luther King Jr

Some Hilarious Real-life Sign Posts

How To Browse On Your PC Using Airtel Blackberry Bundle Without Additional Software

                                          

Airtel

The Airtel Blackberry bundle allows you to browse with your blackberry subscription using a non blackberry phone, your pc using a modem, As well as on table devices. and its good to know that  it works without using any other tunneling software  like pd-proxy and the rest.

To start enjoying this package, you'll have to  change your apn to internet.ng.zain.com ,

for those of you who are using modems to connect, follow the following steps below to insert  new apn:

- On your modem dashboard, go to your "SETTING", and then to
 "PROFILE",and create a new network profile, give it any name you want,
- click on "static" and change the APN to internet.ng.zain.com
- let the username and password be blank.
- save the above settings and you are good to go.


To activate the airtel blackberry bundle, load #1,200 on your Sim. Note: "You don't need a blackberry phone to do this, any phone works Just fine". You can even use your modem, it doesn't matter.

Dial*440*4#  and press the send key, you will be given 1gb of data which is valid for 30 days.

 To  check your bundle balance, dial *123*10# or *141*712*0#

12 Windows Shortcut keys Everyone Should Know

1.Ctrl+ C = Copy

2.Ctrl + V = Paste

3.Ctrl + X = Cut

4.Ctrl + Z = Undo

5.Ctrl + Y = Redo

6.Alt F4 = Closes any open page

7.F1 = Universal windows help key

8. Ctrl + P = short cut key to print a document

9.Ctrl+ S + shortcut key too save a document

10.Shift + delete = allows u to permanently
    delete a file without sending it to recycle bin

11.Alt+ tab = "Repeatedly tapping the tab key while
    the alt key is pressed down" allows you to switch from
    one open application to another

12.windows+ Tab = "Repeatedly tapping the tab key 
     while the windows key is pressed down" lets you
    switch from one open window to another in a more
    dynamic fashion.

Some Technical And Important Acronyms Worth Knowing

Here are the acronyms of some words i think every one should know. Since No knowledge is wasted, you could make use of it someday...sooo, here they are:

ATM: Automatic Teller Machine

SIM: Subscriber Identification Module

GPS: Global Positioning System

GPRS: General Packet Radio Service

PIN: Personal Identification Number

WWW: World Wide Web


HTTP: Hypertext Transfer Protocol


HTML :Hypertext Markup Language


LASER: Light Amplification by Stimulation of Electromagnetic Rays


PDF: Portable Document Reader


DSTV: Digital Satelite Television


GPA: Grade Point Average

GIF: Graphic Interchange Format

SONAR: Sonic Navigation And Ranging


GSM: Global System for Mobile communication


RAM: Random Access Memory


ROM: Read Only Memory


MS DOS: Microsoft Disk Operating System


FAT: File Allocation Table


CSS: Cascading Style Sheet


LNBF: Low Noise Band Frequency


JPEG: Joint Photographic Experts Group


PNG: Portable Network Graphics


PDA: Portable Digital Assistant

POS: Point Of Sale


USB : Universal Serial Bus


VGA: Video Graphic Adapter


APN: Access Point Number


BIOS: Basic Input and Output System


CCNA: Cisco Certified Network Associate


FM: Frequency Modulation


AM: Amplitude Modulation


MW: Medium Wave


SW: Short wave


LW: Long Wave

VAT: Value Added Tax


TIN: tax identification number


ASP: Active Server Pages


FTP: File Transfer Protocol

WCDMA: Wideband Code Division Multiple Access

IMEI: International Mobile Equipment Identity

HSDPA: High Speed Download Packet Access

LAN: Local Area Network

WLAN: Wireless Local Area Network

BlackBerry Bundles And Suscription Codes For all Nigerian GSM Networks

Here is a list of Blackberry Bundles, subscription codes and  as 

current prices  for the various GSM Nigerian Networks.

 

                              Glo BlackBerry Bundles

  Glo BIS Complete Month – N1,400 (Send COMONTH to 777)

 Glo Unlimited BIS Month – N2,800 (Send BISMONTH to 777)

 Glo BIS Complete Week – N400 (Send CoWEEK to 777)

 Glo BIS Week – N900 (Send BISWEEK to 777)

 Glo  BIS Complete Day – N100 (Send CoDAY to 777)

 Glo  BIS Day – N300 (Send BISDAY to 777)

 Glo  Blackberry Social Monthly - N1,200 (text SOMonth to 777)

 Glo Blackberry Social Daily - N100 (text SODay to 777)

 Glo Blackberry Social Weekly - N400 (text SOWeek to 777)

 Glo Blackberry Enterprise Solution:

 Glo BlackBerry BES Month – N4,200 (Send BESMONTH to 777)

 Glo BES Week - N1,400 (Send BESWEEK to 777)

 Glo BES Day - N350 (Send BESDAY to 777)

                            MTN BlackBerry Bundles

MTN Blackberry BIS Complete Monthly - N1,500 (text BBC to 21600)

MTN Blackberry Unlimited BIS Monthly - N3,000 (text BIS to 21600)

MTN Blackberry BIS Complete Weekly - N500 text BBCWEEK to 21600

MTN Blackberry BIS Weekly - N1,000 text BBWEEK to 21600

Airtel BlackBerry Bundles

Airtel BlackBerry Complete – N1,400 (Send BCM to 444)

Airtel BlackBerry Unlimited BIS Month – N3,000 (Send BISMONTH to 444)

Airtel BlackBerry weekly Complete – N400 (Send BCW to 444)

Airtel BlackBerry BIS Week – N1,000 (Send BISWEEK to 444)

Airtel BlackBerry Complete Daily - Send BCD to 444 - N100

Airtel BlackBerry BIS Day - (24 hours) – N200 (Send BISDAY to 444)

Airtel BlackBerry Social Month – N1,200 (*440*4#)

Airtel BB Social Week – N500 (dial *440*5#)

Airtel BlackBerry Social Daily – N500 (dial *440*6#)

Airtel 3 months blackberry bundle- (Send BCM3 to 440)

Check bundle usage/balance  by dialing *123*10# or *141*712*0#

                         Etisalat BlackBerry Bundles

Etisalat BlackBerry Complete – N1,500 (*499*3#)

Etisalat BlackBerry Unlimited BIS Monthly - N3,000 (dial *399*1#)

Etisalat BlackBerry Complete – N500 (*499*3*1#)

Etisalat BlackBerry BIS Weekly - N1,000 (dial *399*6#)

Etisalat BlackBerry Complete Daily - *299*3*2# - N100

Etisalat BlackBerry BIS Daily - N250 (dial *499*5#)

Etisalat BlackBerry Social Monthly - N1,300 (dial *499*2#)

Etisalat BlackBerry Social Weekly - N400 (dial *499*2*1#)

Etisalat BlackBery Social Daily - N100 (dial *499*2*2#)

NSCDC Official Embarrases Himself on national TV ( My Oga At The Top)

I still  find it hard to believe that someone in this man's position does not know the website of the organization he works for, let alone know how a web address should look like... Hmmmm very funny indeed.


There Is Hope For Nigeria.

Pre-Camp Activities For 12 Hours Checkup Season 3

  In preparation for 12 hours checkup season 3, the youths engaged in  an inter-camp football match with with the four camps pairing up against each other. see some pictures below. The winners from both matches will play against each other in the finals happening on the day of the 12 hours checkup which is 6th April 2013...